this is pretty much how i drive on a daily basis. accept im not looking out the windshield, im texting and eating a sandwich at the same time.

so i planted this garden at my house from seeds i got at the hardwear store. about 3 months later things are starting to bloom. while i dont have fruit barring plants YET, hopefully the rest of the garden will start to flourish. here are some pictures of the first of the budders.

ladies and gentlemen i give you the beginnings of greatness.
let me be the first to introduce you to what hipsters all around the world will soon be calling a musical anomaly. i bring you……. freak booby.

i saw this on vimeo today and i thought it looked like one of the most fun action sports videos i have seen in while. i might actually go buy this movie.

this is pretty much what its like with theo in my house.

pardon the youtube link, but i have been trying to figure a way to say ” B hole ” on television and get away with it and someone beat me to the punch.
here is how i imagine the initial creative meeting going.

creative team : ” ok guys just follow us here ”
hardees executives cross there arms and look at each other with concerned faces
creative team : ” we think we have something really ground braking here……. ready?”
hardees executives : ” well fucking spit it out this is what we are paying you 1 million dollars for ”
creative team : ” we think we can get away with saying A hole and B hole on television and have it be family friendly ”
hardees executives executives lean over and wisper to each other : ” fuck it they already got the contract we cant fire them now ” they look at the creative team in discust ” run it ”

charles made this over the weekend. cool visuals for Viernes. now if they would just play some freaking shows and make an album this would be usefull.

nice work chode man.

so i had a pretty good 4th this year. started at the contemporary hotel at disney, and ended with me throwing my shoes and my pants up on a telephone wire. god i cant believe i still do this shit….. i mean im 30 right im supposed to settle down, grow a stash, tuck in my shirt and wear belts. ahhh fuck it, ill see how long i can keep it goin for.

im pretty sure we got a preview of the magic kingdoms 4th of july F works. pretty freaking spectacular i must say.

im on a diet now so i have to constantly remind myself to eat right.

the call this one the octomommy

so this is where things start to get interesting. all night i had this urge to throw my shoes up on a telephone wire. so on my way back to the car, i see some shoes up on a weir. so after about 3 tries i make it.

then i start talking to some random stranger about why people actually end up throwing there shoes up on wires. and he starts to tell me this long drawn out story about how its a gang thing and its making territory, blah blah blah. im drunk so like 30 seconds into it i start acting like im listening but thinking about something eles, and an idea pops into my head. ” i bet it would really weird people out if i threw my pants up on a telephone wire.” so the belt cell phone and wallet come off, along with the pants, and…. well, i will let the pictures speak for themselves.

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